Unknown Mortal Orchestra

 
 

Ffunny Ffrends

Don’t be surprised if we 

Try to be wise

Well love is much more than good advice

 

I rely all of my life on

My Ffunny Ffrends

 

Who gives a damn if we

Throw the dice

Well love is much more than good advice

 

I rely all of my life on

My Ffunny Ffrends

Bicycle

My bicycle

Rode so smooth

Under the cars

Over the stars

All of you can eat my dust

 

Can I start with a goodbye?

Do I dare revisit visions that unfolded that wretched night

Disassociated by

Combinations that were ill advised and in doses quite unwise

 

My bicycle

Rode so smooth

Under the cars

Over the stars

All of you can eat my dust

 

Oh it cut me down to size

What a difference between what I saw and what was before my eyes

Was that criminal disease

That will get you taken via squad car right to the A&E

 

My bicycle

Rode so smooth

Under the cars

Over the stars

All of you can eat my dust

Thought Ballune

Building islands in the sky

While Im a prisoner in my mind

Will my mummy tell me why

Sometimes a wrong is a right

 

Im a smiling alligator

and I tell lies that ring true later

So much air when we inflate a thought ballune

 

Flying out into the night

Why do I feel so uptight?

Is it darkness or the light

Sometimes a wrong is a right

 

Im a smiling alligator

and I tell lies that ring true later

So much air when we deflate a thought ballune

Jello and Juggernauts

Looked like a bag of cheetos exploded

They don’t wear plate armor just to stand twenty paces away

 

Fears and judgements I’ll never understand

Jello and Juggernauts quicken my heavy hand

 

When is the pen mightier than the sword

Are you ambitious for getting up off the floor

 

Fears and judgements I’ll never understand

Jello and Juggernauts quicken my heavy hand

How Can U Luv Me

How can u love me

When you don’t like me, baby?

How can you look at me and not see

The lonely tears 

and I don’t know know what went wrong 

Or why Im singing this song

Lonely tears on the ground

Nerve Damage

We got pistachio riflemen

We got a leopard skin motorcade

We gotta wipe the wipers

and dodge the snipers

and try to keep the rattlesnakes from fucking it up 

 

We got nerve damage

you got damage

The cops musta took you down

 

Now tell you don’t breathe the cellophane  

Piss on the window pane

We gotta wipe the wipers

and dodge the snipers

and try to keep the rattlesnakes from fucking it up 

 

We got nerve damage

you got damage

The cops musta took you down

The cops musta took me down

Little Blu House

Little blu house is sitting high on the mountainside

Oh to be high on the mountainside

Maybe all the wolves could lose my scent and I could stay there for a while

 

Little safehouse is sitting high on the mountainside

Oh to be safe on the mountainside

Maybe all the wolves could lose my scent and I could stay there for a while

Strangers Are Strange

Jenny my friend

Jenny my friend

It’s fun to pretend 

That we’re not in love

So we can fall in

to love again

 

Love is quite easy to find (love is very easy)

When you’re unsleazy and kind

There’s a madness in your mind

 

Jenny my friend

Jenny my friend

It’s fun to pretend

That we are strangers

So we can be strange

Like strangers are strange

 

Love is quite easy to find (love is very easy)

When you’re unsleazy and kind

There’s a madness in your mind

 

Boy Witch

If he was a girl could she be as evil as a boy?

Would she scramble in the dark for his eyes?

If he finds that his eyes give her nothing that she likes

Like a candle in the dark she makes light

He is alone and blind in the cold void

Make him shout